A VERY BOOMER MEMECOIN. ON SOLANA.

$BOOMER

“Just buy some
Bitcoin, kid.”

— THE GUY WHO STILL PRINTS EMAILS

Boomer Wojak proudly holding an oversized Bitcoin coin and two gold bars, wearing sunglasses and yellow cargo shorts

SET IT.
FORGET IT.

He's got a basket of assets.
You've got 47 tabs open.

BUY $BOOMER ↗PEEK INSIDE HIS VAULT ↗

CA:Contract address coming soon

MEET THE OLD MAN ↓

CURRENT STATUS: UNBOTHERED.

THE MARKET'S
OPEN.
HE'S NOT.

He's picked his basket.
Now he's picking his spot in the sun.

“Wake me up when it's time to grill.”

Boomer reclining in a striped lawn chair with a cold drink, Bitcoin and gold beside him, wearing his yellow shorts and socks with sandals

DAD'S DIVERSIFIED.

ONE BASKET.
FIVE ASSETS.

Meet The Crypto Boomer vault, created by gumsays.

Five assets held in a Diversifi vault.
One basket token: $dCRYPTOBOO.

THE CRYPTO BOOMER VAULTVIEW ON DIVERSIFI ↗

PICK AN ASSET. HE HAS AN OPINION. ↓

Boomer showing off Bitcoin, USDT, an SP500 xStock certificate, gold bars, and an Infinity coin in his crate

BOOMER'S TAKE

“The big orange one. Hard to miss, kid.”

Vault target allocations. Select an asset to explore it.
TOKEN	TARGET WEIGHT
	50.0%
	15.0%
	15.0%
	10.0%
	10.0%

INSIDE THE BASKET

Coinbase Wrapped BTC

The Bitcoin component. The biggest slice of his basket.

Target allocations. Actual vault weights can vary.
Open the vault for current holdings.

HOW IT WORKS

TWO TOKENS.
ONE BOOMER PLAN.

THE MEMECOIN

$BOOMER

The token you trade on StonkFun.

PAIRED WITH

THE BASKET TOKEN

$dCRYPTOBOO

Represents exposure to the vault's combined asset value.

VAULT EXPOSURE

THE VAULT

CRYPTO
BOOMER

Holds the five assets shown above.

$BOOMER is paired with the vault's basket token. $dCRYPTOBOO is the redeemable vault position.

3%SWAP TAX

BACK TO HOLDERS.

Distributed to $BOOMER holders in $dCRYPTOBOO.

UNSOLICITED WISDOM.

SAVE A MEME.

Full-size originals. Help yourself.

Boomer reclining beside Bitcoin and gold. Your trading strategy requires eight monitors. Mine requires a lawn chair.

The lawn isn't going to mow itself.

OKAY,
$BOOMER.

BUY $BOOMER ↗DEXSCREENER ↗FOLLOW ON 𝕏 ↗

Official trading and X links coming soon.

$BOOMER

SET IT.FORGET IT.

THE MARKET'SOPEN.HE'S NOT.

ONE BASKET.FIVE ASSETS.

Coinbase Wrapped BTC

TWO TOKENS.ONE BOOMER PLAN.

$BOOMER

$dCRYPTOBOO

CRYPTOBOOMER

BACK TO HOLDERS.

SAVE A MEME.

THE LAWN CHAIRSTRATEGY.

NEW CYCLE.SAME SHORTS.

THE APRILUPDATE.

OKAY,$BOOMER.

SET IT.
FORGET IT.

THE MARKET'S
OPEN.
HE'S NOT.

ONE BASKET.
FIVE ASSETS.

TWO TOKENS.
ONE BOOMER PLAN.

CRYPTO
BOOMER

THE LAWN CHAIR
STRATEGY.

NEW CYCLE.
SAME SHORTS.

THE APRIL
UPDATE.

OKAY,
$BOOMER.